Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
this is an emotional support booty call
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