He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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