its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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