HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
are you so shy because you have an std?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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