K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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