What should our trivia night team be named?
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DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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