My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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