What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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