Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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