"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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