That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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