MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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