If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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