so explain again why im purple
no
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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