are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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