I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
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We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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