i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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