I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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