My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I need to align my fucking chakras
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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