I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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