we're blogging at a bar
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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