someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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