What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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