I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Randomize
