What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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