Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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