We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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