The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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