i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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