Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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