Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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