he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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