no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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