Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
