What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
