Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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