In the future we'll all be gay
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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