don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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