Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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