So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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