I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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