He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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