Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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