Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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