Church boner. Awkwardddd
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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