David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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