New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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