porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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