how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
