You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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