He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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