then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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