It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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