I'm laying in your front yard are you home
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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