we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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