Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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