Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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